There once was a Hans. He worked at a grocery store.
One day and old, crazy, black lady attacked!
"LAZY BOY! YOU GOT ANY O' DAT GRAHAM CRACKA PIE CRUST?!"
But he did not know, and he said no. So the old, crazy, black lady went to an
Ethan. The Ethan obtained for her the Graham Cracka Pie Crust, and she replied,
"Thank you! Dat lazy boy over dere wouldn't get me no Graham Cracka Pie
Crust!"
The end.