On Thursday, April 12, 2007 at 1:06AM, Miss Doctor Professor
Synopsis was hanging a photo of herself on the wall when she slipped and bumped
her head on the coffee table. The idea for an airfish powered by a flux
capacitor came to her in a vision she had after being knocked out. This airfish
was just the idea she had been searching for to find her missing husband,
Script. He had disappeared suddenly during a jazz concert held in his honor and
Miss Doctor Professor Synopsis had yet to see him since!
The airfish integrated with a flux capacitor needs to be traveling at 88 mph,
and requires 1.21 jigawatts of power. The flux capacitor extracts this power
from plutonium, but Miss Doctor Professor Synopsis had no way of obtaining
plutonium, so her dreams of flying on the airfish were grounded.
Some weeks after this idea had been thought, Miss Doctor Professor Synopsis was
approached by a group of Libyan radicals who threatened her life if she didn't
create a bomb composed of plutonium and jenga pieces for them. Being a Miss
Doctor Professor, Synopsis knew this was impossible, but she promised them to
look at it. Instead of even giving this ridiculous notion a second thought, Miss
Doctor Professor Synopsis ran off with the plutonium and began crafting her
precious airfish.
Soon, the airfish took flight! Miss Doctor Professor Synopsis was pleased and
released her project into the airstream, in hopes it would prevail.
One day, while walking around the streets of downtown LA, she passed by an open
door. Intrigued, she peeked in the doorway, only to find the Libyan radicals
playing Jenga! She gasped and hid against the doorframe. As if on cue, the
airfish had been looking for our Miss Doctor Professor too. Upon seeing her, the
airfish flew down to the open doorway, letting a gust of wind into the small
room. The Jenga pieces fell to the ground and the radicals discovered Miss
Doctor Professor Synopsis. Fearing for her life, Synopsis jumped on the
airfish's back and yelled for it to fly into the airstream once again.
The radicals chased Miss Doctor Professor Synopsis from LA all the way to
Nebraska, (on horseback) where our hero tried to stop the airfish to land, but
it was moving too quickly! In her haste, she grabbed onto the edge of Nebraska
and held tight. The airfish's movement did not stop, but instead lifted Nebraska
clear off the USA! Quickly letting go of the state, it landed on Ohio,
completely obliterating everyone in the state and leaving Nebraska in the
Eastern time zone.
The Libyans, still chasing the Miss Doctor Professor, couldn't stop in time and
instead plummeted through the earth, past China, into the hemisphere and
exploded due to the pressure. Miss Doctor Professor Synopsis rejoiced and
hopped off the airfish, into Alberta where she promptly put up a chat stating,
"I didn't do it." Mike, seeing all this with his laser vision, quickly
invited Miss Doctor Professor Synopsis to Subconscious. It was here, in Subcon, Synopsis
was reunited with her love, Script.
And that my friends, is why my computer clock is an hour early.